He hauled himself off the tiny stool that could barely hold his weight. Mmmm, he thought. Meals were the best part of the day. He rubbed his large tummy, satisfied with his lunch that consisted of mountains of carbohydrates and fats. The man remembered the looks people were shooting at him and his lunch tray. They were looking at him like he was an adult gorilla sitting in a food cafeteria. Sure, the mass, size and density may be the same... but, still. He shook his head. They didn't know what life truly was.

The man dragged his plump body out into the street. He let out a burp. "Ahhhh..." he sighed. Many passers-by turned to look at him in disgust. He rolled his eyes. As if they never burped before. He let out a few more burps and the plunked himself down onto a bench beside an old man. The old man sitting on the bench, seemed like he was sleeping. His eyes were closed and his face had a certain calmness to it, unlike the expressions of those rushing pass both of them, nervous and impatient. The rotund man decided to try something. He decided to wake the old man up in a very special way. He turned to him and let out a burp. The man waited to see the old man's reaction.

He opened his eyes very slowly and his nose crinkled at the smell. And then the unexpected happened. The old man turned to his left and lean forward so that he was right in the man's chubby face. He let out a long and loud burp, ending the grand performance with a sigh. And then he went back to his original position as if nothing happened, closed his eyes and went back to sleep. The fat man was stunned and speechless. That was a very interesting reaction.