I know! You missed me!

I miss you too! You have no idea how much.

Anyway, how ya' doing?

You're online now, right now. But I'm not talking to you.

I barely know you.

And then, now, I realise, I don't miss you as in really miss you you. I just miss posting and talking to cyperspace. Do you get it? No, you don't. It's okay, really.

SO!

The trip is great. Do you want me to tell you about it?

I don't know whether you do. I mean, it may bore your eyeballs out.

I shall just tell you some things.

I held a cowboy's hand, and he had a earring on his right ear that is so unforgettably nice.

I mean, it had so many charms on it! It's really so pretty, in a cowboy kind of way.

Oh, you won't know what I mean. But, never mind.

He's a very nice cowboy.

On to the next place.

We went to F.O.S. It's the best.

Made friends with a salesperson there. He was telling me, "Ladies want to be slim, and she comments that her own butt is big." I can't tell you who he's talking about. Sorry. She might not like me telling everyone. And he can smile, the nice and real way. Not the fake one most people have on here. When they don't really find something funny but smile just to entertain you.

Oh, well. I miss everything there.

And then, on to planning meeting.

We didn't really leave the hotel.

Shawn and Caleb were mostly wrestling and messing up my bed.

And then, we came back.

I had a crazy fever straight after I came back.

I always do, every time I come back from a trip.

You want to know why?

So, there.