I have mastered the art of cooking perfectly soft and edible instant noodles.

This is a big achievement. One moment of silence please.

I told my daddy I have to stay overnight in school for dance for a few days.

And you don't really want to know what he said.

I hate constantly getting forced into doing something I don't want to.

Do seniors ever read their handphone messages?

I wish to be at F.O.S. and talking to the funny salesman. Salesman? Man? Man or boy? He's too young to be a man, too old to be a boy. Oh, well. Guy? Dude? Darn, too much vocabulary for only one species.

Don't ever say things you don't mean, especially to me. Because, because.

Why does every conversation with my friend always end up in the same subject? Do we really have nothing other than that to talk about?

Escaping is not the only way you face a problem.

Reply me.

I want to eat a mango.

When you fall down, you get up right? You don't stay rigid on the ground. You don't slam your face into the grovel. You don't sob your sockets out. You get up, check if you got cut or you're bleeding. You get up, and dust the dirt off your clothes. You get up, and you move on.

Still waiting.

One should always keep very quiet when one has nothing good to say.

Patience is a virtue.

And so is perseverance.

And so is honesty.

And so is gentleness.

And so is a lot of other things nice.

I need to start. Start everything. Start my homework, start packing my room, start reading more, start learning new things, start appreciating everything around me. It's funny how when you type and type and type a word again. Or read and read a word over and over again, it looks like it's misspelled. Like start, start, start, start, start, start, start, start, start. Am I correct? Maybe not.

My mother asked me something.

I said, "I'm waiting for my senior to reply."

But she heard wrongly. "Huh? You're waiting for your senior to die?"

I'm annoyed with myself for being so easily annoyed with annoying people who really annoy me. I'm annoying you right now, ain't I?

I'm talking very vaguely because something is bothering me. And by talking vaguely you won't know what is.

I, Mok Hui Yi Joycelyn, hereby end my wonderful speech. I hope you got all the important points noted. Don't try to read between the lines, you'll find nothing. Although, all points point to you. Sorry, I think you didn't get that either. I'll see you again.