Theories of Relativity - Barabara Haworth-Attard

"I return to the book and study the picture of Einstein, the father of theories. I know who he is - a genius. You can get away with a lot if you've been labelled a genius. You can be rude and people will say,"Don't mind him, he's a genius."

Clown hair sticks out from Einstein's head. If that's what a life of thinking theories does to you, maybe I should give up my theories, or keep my hair short."

""Why use blood for transfusions?” I joked to Jenna. “Just feed coffee into my veins.” I want her to think that I’m the funniest guy alive.
She stares at me. “You say the oddest things.”
Why do I even open my mouth? I stuff my muffin into it, working on a theory that if it’s busy, it can’t say anything lame."