Dear reader,
"i’m going to find a scientist and extract the cuteness from you. then i’m going to take that extract to a lab and replicate it a million times over. i’m going to mix it with a pinch of your intelligence and a splash of your sexy. i’m then going to pump life into it and begin to build the prettiest things with it. then i can live inside of your heart. then i can fall in love with the world inside of you.
it’s not fair. i didn’t fall for you. you tripped me."
Can you believe a guy wrote this?