Dear reader,
Let me tell you a short story I thought of in class. I changed a little though.
It's pretty lame.
One day, a man decided to ask a woman he had been admiring for a while for her phone number. The woman was a very successful chemist but she had little friends as no one really understood her. The man mustered up his courage and strode forward confidently to her.
"May I have your number, miss?" the man asked.
The woman turned around and looked at him. "Nitrogen Monoxide," she said, and strode off. Leaving the man wondering what her answer was.
HAHA! Do you know the answer?
You can ask me if you really don't!