Dear reader,
Today as I was walking home from the train station with my brother, my arm accidently scraped pass a bush with THORNS! "AHH! I got cut by a thorn!"
"So?!" my brother said.
"What if the plant is poisonous and I turn into a monster because of the poison?"
"Hello?! You already are a monster."
Oh, great.
Thanks for the update on my creature status, little bro.