I want to tell you about my cousin who is around 10 years older than me and super hilarious. She went to her boyfriend's house and then came back fuming. "I tell you! You better not have a boyfriend alright? I'll chop off your head!"

"Erm...okay..."

"Don't you want to know why?! Ask me why!"

"Okay, okay... why?"

"Because they suck, that's why! You travel all the way to their house and then when you talk to them, it's like talking to a wall! All they need is a Pretty Slutty Prat to take all their attention away! Irritating, I tell you!"

"Oh, okay... Who's the girl?"

"What girl?"

"The pretty slutty prat?"

"OH! It's his stupid PSP."

I nearly fell off the chair when I heard that. My cousin's the lamest. I think she's going to ignore him for a year or something. HAHA.

She just said, "You better not blog that alright? I'll chop your head off for blogging that too!"