As much as I like Benjamin, as much as I think that he's funny and handsome and kind, (better not say too much, it may get to his head), and I really think that he and my cousin are a good pair, I can't help him talk to my cousin. He has to do it himself.

Ben, Ben, Ben. It's your fault this time, really.

Man up, and apologize to her. Hiding away isn't going to get you nowhere. And asking me to help you isn't too.

You should just give her a card or something. I know you are funny and all, but don't try to make it a joke or make light of it, because you've use it too many times. It gets old. And please do it fast! Or else she'll keep pestering me to go out with her because you both are not on talking terms.

Hello, you two are like adults being babies.

Bet you want to strangle me now for posting this for the world to see.